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E!  To Air "Anna Nicole Family Reunion" During February Sweeps 

Producers of E! Television's The Anna Nichole Show are already gearing up for February sweeps in order to pump some life into its floundering program.  Reportedly, E! will broadcast a special two-hour edition of the program during sweeps week which will center around a raucous family reunion at an undisclosed beach resort.  The show will be "part Survivor, part Baywatch for large marine animals," according to the show's producer, Ike Kintaipafatchik.  It remains to be seen how much The Anna Nichole Family Reunion Show will help in the ratings...

N. Koreans Make Obscene Gesture at U.S. 

Recent overtures by the U.S. government to begin a dialogue with North Korea over the communist country's reckless nuclear rhetoric has led to more defiance on the part of its citizens, sources say.  Reportedly, a crowd of thousands gathered in Pyongyang last week and began chanting, "S2681]/.,';[]!", which means "Suck This, Bush!"  The crowd then began making an obscene gesture as they continued chanting.  When asked to comment on the incident, President Bush shrugged and said, "In North Korean culture, that means you've enjoyed the meal very much..."  

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