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Masturbation Can Prevent Prostate Cancer, Study Says

A new study suggests frequent masturbation by men in their 20s provides protection against prostate cancer later in life.  Scientists in Australia determined that men in their 20s who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life.  The study suggests ejaculation by means of masturbation provides better protection than ejaculation in sexual intercourse because men can pick up infections from intercourse that actually increase the risk of getting prostate cancer...

Congressmen Said To Have Lower Prostate Cancer Rates 

Male members of Congress reportedly have lower rates of prostate cancer than most other men, according to a new study in the Washington Medical Journal, published this week.  Examinations of approximately 205 members in both houses of Congress found no evidence of prostate cancer, a finding the study's authors found "remarkable."  The authors were at a loss to explain why Congressmen seem to be much more able to fend off prostate cancer, but one source who wished to remain anonymous said it's beginning to become "more clear..."

Singer George Michael Declares Himself "Prostate Cancer-Free"

Singer George Michael announced today that he is "prostate cancer-free" and looks forward to taking even more steps to preventing prostate cancer in the future, though he plans to keep his preventive therapy regimen a "private practice."  "Mayyyyyyyyyyy-be!!!" he belted out, in his big, strong tenor voice.

Actor, Singer Teaming Up To Promote Prostate Cancer Prevention in New PSA

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