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Actual 2004 Headlines
Nov. 5, 2004
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Refuses To Eat Crow; Opts For Buffet Instead
Changes In Store For
Springsteen's "Vote For Denial" Tour
Bush Victory Bolsters
John Davidson's Chances For Gig At Inaugural Ball
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Anti Civil War Activists Protest Democrats Secession Plans
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Israeli School Bus
Drivers Mourn Arafat's Death
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2004 Headlines Had Kerry Been Elected
Revised Nov. 5, 2004
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Eats Crow; Has Seconds, Then Thirds, Then Heads For the Restroom Where
He Encounters Two Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders
Springsteen Reportedly
Pleased By Election Results - Though You'd Never Know It By His "Dr.
Gloom" Expression
John Davidson Banned
From Show Business
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Anti-War Democrats Say "Let's Kick Zarqawi's Ass"
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Kerry Leads U.S.
Delegation To Arafat's Funeral
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If
John Kerry Had Been President...