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September 11, 2001

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Croc Hunter  Denies Baby Was At Risk 

Crocodile Hunter star Steve Irwin maintains his month-old infant son was not in "danger, danger, danger" when he fed fruit snacks to an animal that suspiciously looked like Michael Jackson dressed in a black crocodile suit.   "I would nev-ah, ev-ah do anything to endain-gah moy choild!" said Irwin in an interview.  Irwin also went on to say that he was also not considering joining the notorious Baby Dropping cult that Jackson allegedly belongs to... (Click HERE to see Related Slide Show)  

OJ Admits To Betting on Baseball 

Acquitted double-murderer OJ Simpson is preparing to release an autobiography in which he admits for the first time to betting on baseball, sources say.  Simpson, who was found liable in a civil trial for knifing his wife Nicole and her friend, Ron Goldman, to death in 1994 after being acquitted in a criminal trial by an impartial Los Angeles jury, writes that he "regrets" betting on baseball and never intended to do anything to tarnish the "integrity of the game."  However, people closely affiliated with the league argued that Simpson could not have possibly tarnished the game in the first place.  "I cracked 70 homers on andro," said retired slugger Mark McGwire.  "Nothing OJ does can top that!"  Added McGuire's home run rival Sammy Sosa:  "OJ needs to put a cork in it and shut up!"  Finally, Barry Bonds, who hit 73 homers in 2001 and is threatening to break wiry old  Hank Aaron's all-time home-run record of 755, says Simpson should be given a break.  "Hell, back when I weighed 180 pounds I thought about betting once or twice myself..."  Despite Simpson's efforts to mend fences, it is unlikely he will ever be eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame...  

Report: Britney Took Birth Control Pill Three Days After Wedding Was Annulled 

Pop tenderoni Britney Spears' bizarre visit to Las Vegas last weekend continues to get more bizarre, according to tabloid reports.  The 22-year-old star, who married childhood friend Jason Alexander on a whim in Sin City last Sunday morning and then had the marriage annulled the very next day, apparently woke up three days after the annulment in a panic and, according to reports, hastily took a birth control pill.  A source close to Ms. Spears said the performer had not been in an "intimate" relationship since her infamous one night stand at the American Music Awards last year with Madonna, and hadn't been on the pill since her breakup with N' Sync star Justin Timberlake two years ago.  Spears was apparently horrified that she might have accidentally gotten pregnant on her honeymoon Sunday night, but then remembered that she and Alexander didn't even have sex...

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