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January 25 - January 31, 2006
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Cindy Sheehan Wins Most Irrelevant Person, Place or Thing for 2005!
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BRAND NEW! The Most Irrelevant Person, Place or Thing for January 2006!
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Sean Hannity: The Latest Cloning Experiment Gone A Wry
ALSO...
LAST WEEK:
"Arnold
KO'd By 'Girlie Man' Democrat"
LAST
YEAR:
"Bush
Outlines Plan To Eliminate Snow in 2nd Term"
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Bi-polar disorders are nearly one hundred percent more common in Alaska than in other states, according to a new study published in the today's Journal of Crazy Fuckers. The authors write: "Whether it be relatively urban Anchorage or the Yukon Peninsula, it is not unusual to find polar bears with very extreme mood swings. In fact, it is almost 100% more likely you will find a bear with bi-polar disorder in Alaska than in any other state in the U.S." The authors would not respond to requests for information related to any other states where polar bears live...
New Film "Al in Wonderland" A Huge Hit At Sundance Festival
One of the movies that is generating a great deal of buzz at this year's Sundance Film Festival is "Al in Wonderland," the adaptation of Lewis Carroll's classic children's tale. The film tells the story of Al, a young Indian boy who falls asleep while meditating inside a hollow tree trunk. Al, like Alice before him, falls deep into a pit where he encounters a variety of strange characters, including the Beige Rabbit, Tweedle Dick and Tweedle Bush, and political consultant James Carville. Just when it appears Al will never escape Wonderland, he is woken by a police officer, who issues him a citation for loitering. "Bastard," mutters Al, as the film ends...
Sundance Also Wild About Film Called "Brokenbutt Mounting: Another Movie About Sodomy"
Another film that is winning rave reviews at Sundance is "Brokenbutt Mounting: Another Movie About Sodomy," which critics say will advance the gay agenda by at least ten rears, er, ten years... The film is about two men who like to have sex with each other -- again, and again, and again... "Sensational!" wrote the LA Times. "A Piece of History!" wrote the NY Times. "Do These People Have No Shame?" wrote the Salt Lake Tribune...
Jacques Chirac's Teenage Granddaughter Becoming Political Liability
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