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February 10 - February 17, 2006
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BRAND NEW! The Most Irrelevant Person, Place or Thing for February 2006!
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Sean Hannity: The Latest Cloning Experiment Gone A Wry
ALSO...
LAST WEEK:
"Iraq
War Critics Rip Bush For Going Slow On Iran"
LAST
YEAR:
"Fresh
Iraq Torture Allegations Surface Against U.S. "
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Middle Eastern rioters enraged by illustrations by western cartoonists set Hollywood's Warner Brothers Studios ablaze this morning, forcing an evacuation which sent such studio luminaries as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Yosemite Sam running for cover. Chanting "Death to America" and "This is what's up, doc!" the religious fanatics took a five gallon drum of gasoline (which cost them all of $1.75, amazingly enough) and doused the legendary studio in gasoline, and then lit a match. "Dat's all folks!" chanted other rioters. One studio exec, Porky Pig, watched sadly as the building burned. "Yibiddy, yibiddy, d-d-d-on't think whoever d-d-d-did that was t-t-too happy," he said, stuttering helplessly as he shook his head...
Democrats To Hold Next Convention In A Funeral Home
The Democratic National Committee has announced that the party plans to hold its 2008 national convention in a funeral home, DNC chairman Howard Dean said today in a rambling statement. "We've seen how energized our base gets at funerals. First, there was Senator Wellstone's funeral, when I thought we were going to rip Bob Dole a new one. Now we have the funeral of Coretta Scott King, 'The First Lady of Civil Rights.' That was awesome! All we needed was Michael Moore to give a speech and, halfway through, turn around and give President Bush the finger! That would be kick ass!" Then Dean added sheepishly, "Of course, Michael Moore doesn't really hang around with black people... in fact, neither do most Democratic politicians, when you stop and think about it..." At that point, Dean was quickly escorted off the stage by two surly-looking white guys...
Super Bowl Refs Deny They Favored Pittsburgh
- Tune in Next Year As The Steelers Go For 'One for the Penis...'
Grammy Winner Kelly Clarkson Thanks Simon In Her Acceptance Speech...
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