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A new furor has erupted among both Republicans and Democrats after the Bush Administration reportedly OK'd the sale of a majority of the United States' port-a-potties to an Arab country. "This is outrageous!" shrieked New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to an enthusiastic crowd in Denver, Colorado. "The only people who should be operating our port-a-potties is ourselves!" The likely 2008 Democratic presidential nominee echoed sentiments from likely 2008 Republican presidential candidate Bill Frist, who denied that the U.S. Congress was being racist by protesting the sale. "No offense intended toward our Arab friends," said Frist, "but there's no frickin' way we can allow those towel heads to use our port-a-potties!" President Bush, who according to the latest Democratic National Committee poll has seen his approval rating slip to -32 Celsius, defended the sale. "These are toilets, for Pete's sake!"
Brokeback's Success Spawning "New Genre" Of Film
The "stunning" critical and commercial success of Brokeback Mountain, the story of two gay cowboys, has spawned other similar films, causing industry observers to proclaim that a new kind of film genre has arrived in Hollywood. "Gay westerns are happenin!" gushed Rex Reed, long-time film critic, who added, "Everyone said that Westerns could ever come back into vogue, but boy have they!" Dolly LaMaz, who writes for the Hollywood publication Variety, says the new trend is driven by nostalgia for "the old days" of Hollywood, when "men were cowboys and girls, well, girls didn't factor into the equation..." Even the children's animation giant Pixtar is getting into the act, releasing an off-shoot of their hit Toy Story films, called, "They Don't Call Me Woody For Nothin'!"
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