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Dave DeFerr's stock portfolio, fortunately, is very diverse. And yet, nearly 40 percent of its value is comprised from his stock in Exxon-Mobil Corp. But the drive-in movie theater DeFerr owns on the outskirts of Davenport, Iowa has fallen upon hard times in recent years, for some reason, and now with the price of gasoline exceeding $3.00 per gallon in many parts of the country, coupled with college tuition expenses for one child and braces for another, DeFerr has been forced to sell his Exxon-Mobil stock in order to pay for gasoline. "This is a lot of money we're talking about," said DeFerr with a sheepish grin. "I should be able to buy gas for the next twenty-five years now - no matter how high they jack up the price..."
Exxon-Mobil Wins Patriotism Award
Exxon-Mobil Corp received the prestigious "American Patriotism" award at a Washington gala this week, attended by President Bush and Vice President Cheney. A spokesman for the company, Ike Kingouge, said, "We are thrilled to have our company's patriotism singled out as being the finest in all the land, and we appreciated the beautiful plaque we received. However, there really is no room on the walls of our corporate headquarters to hang the plaque, as the walls are covered with framed quarterly profit statements." Mr. Kingouge also took a moment to address the controversy surrounding skyrocketing gas prices by saying, "Look, this award proves once and for all that we support the fight against middle eastern terrorists and the countries that support them by trying to weaken our country's economy by jacking up the price of oil. And a $36.1 billion profit for 2005 ain't too shabby, either..."
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