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November 22, 2006
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Acquitted double-murderer OJ Simpson refuses to let News Corp's decision to scrap his new book deal and TV special get him down. The Juice (who reportedly now wants to be called Tomato Juice) is apparently putting the finishing touches on a follow-up book, entitled "As If I DIDN'T Do It." The book, reportedly a day-by-day account of Simpson's 12-year struggle to find "the real killer or killers" of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, will be shopped to several prospective publishers in the next several weeks, in hopes of a summer 2007 publication date... Please TJ (a.k. "Tomato Juice"), just tell us what you did with the knife and bloody clothes and get back to the golf course, you sociopath...
Seinfeld: No Longer 'The Show About Nothing'
Former Seinfeld cast member Michael Richards' unhinged racial tirade during a recent stand-up comedy routine-gone-bad is further proof that the 90's were indeed an illusion. Many skeptics, while praising the writing on Seinfeld, have always questioned the show's claim that it was The Show About Nothing. Now they wonder if, in "Kramer's world," it was really The Show About Another N-Word... So now, just to recap: Mel Gibson, a white Catholic, launches into an insane rant about the Jews; and Michael Richards, a Jew, launches into an insane rant about two black guys. Does this mean that soon we can expect to see Denzel Washington, a black man, launch into an insane rant about Pope Benedict? Where does it all end, people??????????
No Sex Tape of K-Fed & Britney; Just Sex Tape of K-Fed
Britney Spears' ex, Kevin Federline - a.k. "K-Fed" - is putting to rest all the rumors that he is in possession of a sizzling sex tape featuring the pop diva and himself on their honeymoon. However, K-Fed has not ruled out the possibility that he is in possession of a sizzling sex tape featuring himself - and only himself...
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