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2006 Headlines

  "Undeterred, OJ Pens New Book:  'As If I Didn't Do It'"

  "CNN's Kyra Phillips: Reporting 'On Location'"

  "Everyone Likes A Little Pussy"

  "Bush Likes Watching Hezbollah in Action,
        But 'Wouldn't Want Daughters To Become One'"

  "Man Sells Exxon-Mobile Stock To Pay For Gas"

  "Bush Blamed For Slow Response to Whitney Houston"

  "Helen Thomas Tempts Bush With Poison Apple"

  "Mardi Gras Woman Who Flashed Breasts at FEMA Rep
        Still Waiting to Collect Beads"

  "Arab Company To Operate Port-a-Potties"

  "Dick Cheney: Shhh... Be Vewee Vewee Quiet..."

  "Cartoon Rioters Torch Warner Bros Studios"

  "Iraq War Critics Rip Bush for Diplomatic Response to
        Iran Crisis"

  "Bi-Polar Disorder Reportedly Common in Alaska"

  "Arnold KO'd By Girlie-Man Democrat"

 

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