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2007 Headlines

  Ex-Red Sox Hurler Relieved His Name Didn't Turn Up on Mitchell's List

  Huckabee Anxious to Get Away From That "Dreary Old Savings & Loan"

  Copperfield: "When I Snap My Fingers, My Zipper Will Open

  Dumbledore Headed to Iran?

  An Inconvenient Spoof

  Senator Larry Craig to Star in the Opening to "MyThree Sons" Remake

  General Petraeus or Amadeus?

  Anna Nicole Still Waiting To Be Buried

 

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