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New Poll: Bush Twins Hot,
Ditzy
A new poll taken after the Republican
National Convention suggests that President Bush's twin
daughters Jenna and Barbara got quite a, er, bounce.
A Delta Kappa Si survey of 1,423 college-aged males revealed
that 81 percent think the Bush twins are hot, and 81 percent said
they were "ditzy." In addition, 81 percent said that "the second
description is far less important than the first." Another
81 percent said they'd "like to party" with the girls, and still
another 81 percent said something we can't repeat. Virtually
100% of Democratic students polled said they believed the twins got their
intelligence from Dad, while the rest were evenly divided. When
told about the poll, Jenna Bush reportedly squealed, "Oh... my...
God!!!"
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