Tom Cruise
You're right, Tom... America is a scary place, with all the corporate greed and corruption, not to mention all the Hollywood superstars who make $20 million for starring in such memorable film classics as Cocktail, and then have the audacity to appear on telethons and coerce people making $30,000 a year to pledge their whole paycheck -- except, of course, for that $15.00 it takes to get into a movie theater these days... In fact, I'm so scared I think I'll go dance around my parents' house in my underwear... |
