The
Most Irrelevant Figures
of 
2003


And the Distinction for February Goes to...

Bon Jovi

Dude, I think you need a new agent.  The Super Bowl Post Game Show??? Is that a gig or one of the terms of your probation? Hey, if the goal was to reach out to a new audience, you guys succeeded -- just ask the pack of flies feasting on the litter left behind by 55,000 football fans.