The
Most Irrelevant Figures
of 
2003


And the Distinction for August Goes to...

99% of the People Running For Governor in California 

Talk about living down to the worst stereotypes!!!  It's not the Recall that we have a problem with -- actually, that's how democracy should work: if you elect someone and they prove to be a schmuck, dump his butt!  But when replacing the schmuck, keep the cage locked, for cryin' out loud!!!