The
Most Irrelevant Figures
of 
2003


And the Distinction for September Goes to...

Madonna* 

So it's all come to this... A middle-aged pop star/fashion queen/actress-wanna-be resorting to twisting tongues with Generation Y hotties in the latest grab for attention... Perhaps for her next stunt she'll dangle a genetically-engineered baby over a hotel balcony while the paparazzi snap away... 

* Also Rated One of The 100 Most Irrelevant Figures of the 20th Century