The
Most Irrelevant Figures
of 
2003


And the Distinction for October Goes to...

Sex Lives of Politicians 

Let's just be consistent, for God's sake.  If you argue that Bill Clinton's antics didn't matter, than we should outlaw a woman's right to sue a man for rape, sexual harassment, and even her husband for divorce on grounds of infidelity.  Because, after all, he would then have to answer questions about his sexual behavior in a court of law, right?  Likewise, if it doesn't matter that a man built like a gorilla gropes and fondles women against their will, then we owe Mike Tyson a big frickin' apology, don't you think?  

 

* Also Rated One of The 100 Most Irrelevant Figures of the 20th Century