The
Most Irrelevant Person, Place or Thing
of 
2004


And the Distinction for August Goes to...

Political Conventions

Does anyone actually watch these things?  Anybody who's HONEST knows that John Kerry is NOT strong on defense and that George Bush does NOT make reaching out to minorities a big priority.  But to the unaware -- and they are out there in big numbers -- you'd think otherwise when watching these spectacles.  Where is a Tony Danza sitcom when you need it?