The
Most Irrelevant Person, Place or Thing
of 
2004


And the Distinction for October Goes to...

Why We Went To War In Iraq

Obviously, a certain long-faced Senator from Massachusetts wants to talk about the past -- both distant (Vietnam) and recent (2002 and 2003).  But like it or not, we're there, so the real question is: NOW what?  And please -- no more talk about inviting Jacques Chirac and Gerhard Schroeder to a fucking summit circle jerk.