The
Most Irrelevant Person, Place or Thing
of 
2005


And the Distinction for February Goes to...

Terrell Owens

This is a roll of the dice, since the Super Bowl is still 10 days away as of this nomination.  And T.O. is obviously a very big part of the Eagles' success this year.  But I have two words for you, Captain Selfpub:  GO AWAY!