The
Most Irrelevant Person, Place or Thing
of 
2005


And the Distinction for July Goes to...

Tom Cruise*


Let's get this straight.  No one CARES about how much he loves John Holmes, er, I mean Kate Holmes... No one CARES how much psychiatry he's studied... And furthermore, no one CARES about scientology.  Go AWAY!

* Tom was also on the list of "100 Most Irrelevant Figures of the 20th Century."  Way to go, Tom!