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The World's Most Irrelevant Persons, Places & Things

BACKGROUND:  Back in 1999, as the world was eagerly counting down to the arrival of New Millennium, there was much debate over who were the most influential figures of the past century.  Time Magazine, for example, selected Albert Einstein as its "Person of the Century" (taking great care not to refer to him as a "man" of course).  Other publications selected the likes of Jonas Salk (inventor of the polio vaccine) and Franklin Delano Roosevelt (former U.S. president, for those not in the know).  Not much thought was given, however, to those who played little or no role in some of the watershed events of the 20th century.  Thus, in celebration of the turn of the century, See Span Run established a list honoring those people, places and things that were totally irrelevant in shaping the course of history during the previous 100 years:    

Of course, irrelevance didn't begin and end with the 20th century, so ever since the official start of the 21st century (meaning January 1, 2001), See Span Run has continued to offer its unsolicited opinions on who are the people, places and things making little or no contributions to society and the world at large:

This Year, Give Her What She REALLY Deserves...

BlondeStar:
Help Is On The Way!

Sodee Pretzel Rods

They're Straight Delicious!


Bob Dole Has A Bone
To Pick With You!

The Eddie & the Cruisers of Comedy!


The King of Rears?

  


Priceless!

If You See An Opening, Go For It!

 

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